Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Funny Captions

This is Mickey, 54 years old and homeless, living a life full of struggle in New York with only his shopping cart, his trusty companion, Homer, and his $1000 laptop. Mickey's house burned down 4 years ago in 2012, but thankfully, he was able to save his most prized possession: the laptop given to him on his birthday.

Carla is 85 years old and still doesn't need some stupid exterminator, she knows a rifle like the back of her hand; she kills this beaver from 200 feet away in less than ten seconds. Carla grew up in Kentucky, learning how to use a gun from her dad; she still utilizes this skill today...obviously.

This is Paula and Julia, best friends since day one; they sit here smoking cigars at 90 years old, not giving a single care about society and it's normalities. These girls have smoked a cigar every day for the past 85 years of their lives, and they're not planning on stopping anytime soon.



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